Words of Wisdom
"How do you know so much about everything?" was asked of a very wise and intelligent man; and the answer was, "By never being afraid or ashamed to ask questions as to anything of which I was ignorant."
Two Kinds of Employees
A worker went in to complain about his job to his manager.
His manager responded "There are two kinds of employees in this company... the ones who like their job, and the ones who don't work here anymore."