Words of Wisdom
A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.
- Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby
Two Kinds of Employees
A worker went in to complain about his job to his manager.
His manager responded "There are two kinds of employees in this company... the ones who like their job, and the ones who don't work here anymore."
- Yogi Berra