I have had dreams and I have had nightmares, but: If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity, it would be this: Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high. Look it squarely in the eye, and say, "I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me."
A young lad walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, well dressed man standing at the counter methodically placing "LOVE" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He finishes each envelope with a spray of perfume.
Curious, the young lad approaches the man to ask him what he is doing and he says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed 'GUESS WHO?'"
"But why?" asked the young lad.
"Because I'm a divorce lawyer!"
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